You'll probably be hitting up every thrift store in the Southland looking for the perfect Brian Grazer-as-a-slutty-nurse costume, but there's no reason to miss an important night of television. WATCH Destroyed in Seconds [9 PM, Discovery] - Basically, a half-hour of things exploding/crashing. Tonight's highlights: Hindenburg disaster, cranes falling down in Taiwan, and an experimental plane narrowly avoids destruction — J-fucking-K! It explodes/crashes!

30 Rock [9:30 PM, NBC] - Season premiere. Liz Lemon (Tina Fey) tries to convince an adoption evaluator (Megan Mullally) that a late night skit show is a suitable environment for a child . Meanwhile, Jack (Alec Baldwin) starts work in the mailroom in an attempt to climb the corporate ladder again. Tomorrow the internet will be chattering away about a "post-Palin bump" from Tina Fey's exposure on SNL's primetime and late editions. That is, if everyone stops being an idiot and watches this show. Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew [10 PM, VH1] - Our makeshift family begins the ugly withdrawal process and some visitors roll up. Busey continues his Leachmanization of CRwDD, as he deals with a psychiatrist, talks about hypnotherapy and does various erratic things. Apparently, there are other celebrities on this show, but we're with Busey. TiVo

Kitchen Nightmares [9 PM, FOX] - Chef Ramsay attempts to revive a debt-ridden South Bend, Indiana restaurant by introducing its staff to fresh ingredients, decent recipes and the much debated idea of a sanitary kitchen. What makes this show vastly superior to all the other architectural/culinary makeover shows is that the producers encourage us to sympathize with the asshole English superchef, not the beleaguered restaurant owners. Factory Floor with Marshall Brain [8 PM, National Geographic] - Do something good for yourself: TiVo a television show that won't introduce you to new ways to hide your affair, insult your political opponent or solve easily solvable crimes. On tonight's episode, Marshall teaches us how Wonder Bread, Gibson guitars, golf balls and tires are made. It's like that thing you did a lot when you were a kid, you know, learning. But now you're grown up. KILL

Kath & Kim [8:30 PM, NBC] - Kath (Molly Shannon) has problems planning her upcoming wedding on a budget and Kim (Selma Blair) considers reconciling with her ex to breed his dog for profit. We love all these actors individually (especially John Michael Higgins's ridiculous interpretation of David Letterman in The Late Shift) but this show isn't working. Make it into some sort of dessert-oriented detective thing and we'll be lapping it up. The Real Exorcist [7 PM, SCI FI] - The Reverend Bob Larson attempts to prove that demonic possession is real during this 240-minute marathon. Even though it's the night before Halloween, the last thing we want to watch is four-hours of demons being removed from non-celebrities. Delving into the cabal of hell-spawned phantasms that control Gary Busey, that's more like it.