Two days until 30 Rock returns, one week until the election, and a matter of hours before we know Cloris Leachman's fate. We'll be watching, but we didn't want to jinx anything. WATCH It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown [8 PM, ABC] - Charlie Brown, Linus, Franklin and the rest of the crew celebrate All Hallow's Eve in the #1 entry in our Halloween Specials Countdown. Recapture your lost innocence while drinking Newcastle, passing a bowl, and thinking about cashing in your 401k.The Rock [9 PM, Starz] - This is the perfect sorbet between Charles M. Schulz's animated classic and Coolio's new joint. The Rock is one of Michael Bay's best and almost all of the best character moments are in the first hour (Anthony Clark as the flamboyant stylist who gives Connery an opportunity to create a massive chase on the streets of San Francisco, Todd Louiso as Nic Cage's scientist buddy). After that, it's just people explaining the plot and screaming/shooting at each other for 90 minutes.

Coolio's Rules [10 PM, Oxygen] - In tonight's reality series debut, Coolio attempts to reinvent himself by launching a catering business. His questionable kitchen experience and and single-parenting skills are questioned as his four adolescent kids test his limits. It appears Oxygen does read unsolicited show suggestion letters, especially those from people who have not been able to acquire memories since 1996. TiVo

Weird, True & Freaky [8 PM, Animal Planet] - This is one of Animal Planet's better stock footage mash-ups. There are two half-hour episodes in a row, the first dealing with animals who are cannibals and the second with obsessive animal lovers who hoard the poor things in their homes. We like to have the ability to fast forward when the hoarding part gets too sad or our media-literate cats walk into the living room and notice us watching shows about animals who aren't them. The Real Housewives of Atlanta [10 PM, BRAVO] - DeShawn throws a gala to be remembered at her private estate. Kim and Sheree enjoy a spa day, much to the chagrin of a fellow real housewife. Lisa's jewelry line attracts significant attention. The reason this didn't make the WATCH list is because we force everyone who comes into our apartment to enjoy our favorite moments with us, over and over again. KILL Greek [9 PM, ABC Family] - Granted, some people like this show, but we feel that the use of Lauren Conrad as stunt-casting in tonight's episode trumps all those arguments about having a realistic gay character or reflecting the youthful zeitgeist. L.C. appears as herself in a dream sequence, in which she advises Casey (Spencer Grammer) on the Sophie's Choice between an awesome internship in DC or spending the summer with a new hot boyfriend. Career or the man? How zeitgeisty!

Jeepers Creepers [8 PM, AMC] - Mad Men is over and it's many months until Breaking Bad returns, so it's back to the old AMC. Justin Long and Gina Philips star in this unspooky, anti-thrill fest as a brother and sister who take a roadtrip and encounter a supernatural, flesh-eating creature. Apparently a third installment of the JC series will be released next year direct to DVD. If you ever needed proof that life is unfair, JC III isn't even available to put in the Saved section of our NetFlix queue. Now we know how those Sudanese orphans feel.