· Did you hear the one about the View hosts who went at it backstage before denying the whole thing ever happened? Well, you have now. · Aaaannd on your undercard, William "Shining Ego" Shatner vs. George "Psychotic Gay Bridezilla" Takei. · Are Democrats better at political satire than Republicans? We wouldn't be so sure about that; Elisabeth Hasselbeck killed with that McCain shirt. · On the seventh day, the actual Sarah Palin went on Saturday Night Live. And for NBC, it was good. · We said farewell to Mr. Blackwell and Dolemite, motherfucker. · As this week's drug stories went, it's a photo finish between Carrie Fisher's homo-making Codeine and Gary Busey's canine-hooker coke-binge. · Just for the record: That's not a corpse in the Roosevelt Hotel pool — he's just sleeping. · We have lots of ideas for making the perfect celebrity PSA, and a Happy Days reunion is probably somewhere near the top. · It was a tough week for new James Bond films and overcooked Guns N' Roses albums. · You be the judge: Did or did Sarah Silverman not bomb in London? And has Wheel of Fortune ever offered a dumber group of contestants than these three? · Miley Cyrus's naughty-photo hacker spoke out; her underwear-model boyfriend's own naughty-photo leaker seethed with jealousy. Have a great weekend, everybody!