We can all but guarantee that 30 Rock will be highlighted here next week, but in the meantime, feast on messed up celebs of all shapes and sizes. WATCH The Office [9 PM, NBC] - Michael holds an auction to raise money to buy office supplies after the office is robbed. Meanwhile, Pam searches for a part-time job to help her pay for art school. We watched a bunch of episodes of the British version last night and despite our initial stubbornness, we have to concede that the U.S. version has moments where it is funnier than the original.

Ugly Betty [8 PM, ABC] - With the producers slashing appearances like Crazy Gideon, we may not have many more chances to watch Lindsay Lohan torment people from a safe, fictional distance. Tonight, Betty helps Lohan's Kimmie find a job at the magazine. No word on whether Kimmie replaces a recently deceased Mode magazine employee, but we hope that someone at least cleaned out their cubicle. Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew [10 PM, VH1] - In the much-anticipated season premiere, Dr. Drew brings the tough love to Gary Busey, Rodney King, Ex-Guns N' Roses drummer Steven Adler, American Idol contestant Nikki McKibbin, model/actress Amber Smith and actors, Sean Stewart and Tawny Kitaen. Busey will definitely be the Cloris Leachman of this season and we can't wait to emulate the drug-abuse rap sheets of these heroes in our own lives. TiVo SNL Weekend Update Thursday [9:30 PM, NBC] - This is the last of SNL's Thursday Editions this year, and with the electoral map looking mighty blue, we would hope that the writing staff might have figured out a way to make a Obama presidency funny. Sadly (awesomely), Tina Fey will return to 30 Rock full-time and we will be left with Fred Armisen's weak Obama impression. Also, Jon Hamm hosts the mother-show this weekend.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia [10 PM, FX] - Mac and Frank find a sex journal belonging to Dennis and (naturally) attempt to profit from it while Charlie and Dee practice a little role reversal. IASIP is still producing the they-went-there funny, but it might be time to throw even raunchier stuff (actual—not implied—genocide, sibling rape) into the plot generator to see how much more you can get away with. KILL Iconoclasts [10 PM, Sundance] - You'll need the paramedics on speed dial in case your body starts producing too much adrenaline in response to low-key designer Stella McCartney & low-key artist Edward Ruscha discussing each other's work. Some of these mash-ups have been worth the hour (the sexual tension between Grazerhead and Sumner Redstone kept us riveted), but in reality it's the most boring part of celebrity interviews, their work, expanded to an hour.

License to Wed [10 PM, Cinemax] - The fact that this critically-reviled movie is in frequent rotation on Cinemax makes us think we should downgrade to the illegal cable package we used to have. Please don't yell at us, Mandy, but last night's 10 PM movie - In the Valley of Elah - is Caddyshack compared to this junk.