It's 13 days until the election, and while Defamer Decides for you, kick back and peep these shows about incestual/quasi-necrophiliac romances. Get Grandma in the living room, she'll want to watch, too! WATCH Pushing Daisies [8 PM, ABC] - David Arquette guest stars as a socially-challenged suspect in a murder involving a friend-for-hire agency. Please watch this show. Please. As much as we enjoy fabulously meta-awkward episodes of critically-acclaimed but low-rated shows, consider it your duty to keep those writers writing PD rather than cranking out specs for Knight Rider.

Stylista [9 PM, CW] - The latest addition to the reality television fashion genus, 11 contestants compete for a junior editor position at Elle magazine. [Whatever happened to just sending a resume & cover letter and clippings?] Tune in to see Elle's fashion news director, Anne Slowey, do her impression of Meryl Streep doing an impression of Anna Wintour as she lambastes them for poor meal selections and forces them to compete in editing-related challenges. Reality TV completists will note the addition of Anne's catchphrase to the dismissal lexicon: "It's not a good fit." Brothers and Sisters in Love [10 PM, BBC] - Tonight's installment of BBC's America Reveals documentary series explores an uncommon phenomenon in which adoptees fall in love with their biological siblings after finding them during adulthood. Finally an accurate and sympathetic portrayal of biological attraction after decades of prejudice and ridicule from Maury Povich and our legal system. TiVo

Road House [8 PM, AMC] - In an increasingly uncertain world, where even the most loving couples find their unions torn asunder, you can turn to Dalton, Patrick Swayze's mysteriously altruistic mercenary who brings order to a bar and a town, to provide you with guidance. The final showdown in the taxidermy-filled mansion will make you rethink your pacifist ways. Dirty Sexy Money [10 PM, ABC] - Dan Rather makes a special appearance as a debate moderator for Senatorial candidate Patrick Darling (William Baldwin) and his opponent. We can only hope that Baldwin's character's soft spot for trannies will be addressed. KILL Deal or No Deal [9 PM, NBC] - Tonight a male nurse from Pennsylvania tries to win one of the seven one-million-dollar cases. Who will the DOND talent bookers find to add emotional heft to the plight of this contestant? We will never know.

Mythbusters [9 PM, Discovery] - The crew investigates alcohol myths, including whether or not the opposite sex becomes more attractive the more you drink. They'll find some sort of cutesy way to illustrate that this myth is scientifically untrue probably involving symmetry or some sort of centrifuge, but that won't stop girls like this from hooking up with dudes like this. Lipstick Jungle [10 PM, NBC] - Samantha's neighbors cast scrutiny on her sexual misadventures after one of her late night trysts results in a robbery in her building and Miranda finds out she has chlamydia on a rerun of Sex and the City everyone would rather watch instead of this crap. Besides, we get our Brooke Shields fix from strange, unfunny VW commercials.