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The Assistant's Guide to Casual Sex: You know we're Team Sparks all the way, so the endgame in mind today at Stuff Hollywood Assistants Like won't get much practical play around the office. Nevertheless, for a better Hollywood, help the author(s) refine their one-night-stand etiquette where you can. "DON'T become a frequent flier in a group of friends," we're told. "Industry folks might be able to 'forget' that Sienna Miller has never had a box office hit, but they will never forget all the people they've heard you screwed." And when those examples overlap? Forget about it. [SHAL]