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Worried about holding on to your job? You may have to lie, cheat, and flirt your way into your boss's good graces, or risk being the sucker who goes about their work with honesty and integrity only to get canned! In a new survey of American workers, 40 per cent of respondents aged 18-34 said they would happily act immorally or backstabby in order to stay employed, and a quarter said they would outright lie. We assume that they also lied about whether or not they'd flirt with the boss to get ahead, since only 4 per cent copped to this, which is an implausibly low figure, even if you don't count the time-honored tradition of dressing slutty to advance your career as flirting.