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Now that Tinsley and Topper Mortimer have reportedly split up, we thought we'd give the Tinz a quick call to see if she'd changed her cheery Tinsley-and-Topper answering machine message, which we shared with you over the summer. Tragically, the situation is much worse than we could have possibly imagined: Tinz has disconnected the number! Was it us? Did she ditch the line when she moved out? We don't know, but we have no doubt that you'll do just fine, Tinsley. Topper was neither particularly good-looking nor particularly wealthy (or so we've been told on numerous occasions), and we have no doubt that you'll snag someone cuter, richer, and more suitable for life on the social circuit. Just ask your good friend Tory Burch!