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Next time you see a paparazzo camped out on the sidewalk outside of Hyde, won't you toss him a nickel? Times are tough all over, and the recession that swallowed America is now threatening to put Hollywood's most aggressive celebrity photographers out of business — only, the blame for this financial crunch falls squarely on a newly sane (and thus unphotographable) Britney Spears. Says the L.A. Times:

"She's boring. She doesn't even have a boyfriend," said Francois Navarre, the co-owner of X17, the photo agency that set the standard for aggressive 24/7 coverage of Britney Spears.

...Her spacey ramblings and constant wardrobe changes made her a tabloid photographer's dream. Every rant meant salable video; each new outfit meant fresh photos. The prices that photos fetch are often overstated, but Navarre said an exclusive photo of Spears today would only bring a 10th of what it did during her most erratic times. "Then it could sell for $10,000 to $15,000, but now it would be hard to get over $1,500," he said.

How can Britney Spears stand idly by while the ranks of her closest companions (and sometime lovers) diminish like this? When will this selfish starlet realize that every time she puts her panties on, she's taking food off the plate of the paparazzo who needs it most?

[Photo Credit: AP]