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Approached by the NY Daily News for comment regarding eyewitness accounts of his recent, Tuaca-fueled misadventures communing with Nicaraguan nightlife, Matthew McConnaughey proudly fessed up:

"'Drunk?' he told us via e-mail. 'Absolutely. Nicaragua is a beautiful place, epic waves, the best surfing I have ever been on. And yes, I'm STILL looking for my left flip-flop.

"So if anyone finds it floating around down there (it has 6:22 stitched into the side), please send it my way. There is a reward.'"

While he didn't explain the significance of the embroidered numbers, we think it's safe to assume he was referencing the corresponding passage from the Book of Matthew: "The light of the body is the eye: if therefore thine eye be single, thy whole body shall be full of light." Failing that, it might also be his code-word for extra-primo wheelchair weed, clocking in at a full 2:02 stronger than regular 4:20. [NY Daily News]