When we launched the shiny new To Do's on Monday, we promised you intrigue, excitement and the occasional intoxicatingly adventurous location shoot. Well, Molly McAleer sure delivered on the last point today, as she and a friend deliver this evening's event listings straight to you from the cereal aisle at the Ralph's on Wilshire and Western (which, btw, has apparently been overrun by "hot hipster boys"). As always, the listings are available in the oh-so-handy written word form after the jump.

· Mother F****r! tonight at UCB.
· Tapes n' Tapes at The Troubadour.
· Camp Freddy will be at The Roxy.
· And who could forget that it's Experimental Video Night at the Echo Park Film Center? Not us, that's for sure!