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Clearly taking its inspiration from Defamer's own Guess the Celebrity Nape—the scruff-scrutinizing contest that's sweeping the nation!—People.com unveiled their own contribution to the celebrity-parts-IDing trivia-game canon with Guess the Feet. It provides hours and hours of fun! (If you're Quentin Tarantino.)

While several questions are clearly gimmes—there's no questioning who's filling out those BigFoot Lodges from the Paris Hilton Footwear collection—some might provide a tootsie-deducing challenge. We'll leave you now to gaze penetratively at the hooves above, but ask you to consider this before delivering your final answer: Are those the little piggies of a dreamy teen idol, or a 45-year-old man?