Today in Animal and Wizardry News

- "Zoo managers have been forced to call in the FBI after their main switchboard was jammed with people calling asking to speak to 'Mr G Raff' and a host of other animal names." [Textually]
- "Tampa Bay's 10 talked to the assistant superintendent with the Pasco County School District who said it wasn't just the wizardry and that Picular had other performance issues...." [TampaBay's 10]