Those who stayed tuned for the local news after last night's Gossip Girl (please don't judge us—there's truly nothing on TV these days) may have seen a segment on Paul Karason, a man whose longtime ingestion of some kind of magical cure-all liquid has turned him blue. We were too paralyzed with awe by the story to hit record on the TiVo, but we were delighted to discover that our more-vigilant colleagues at Consumerist have excavated some video from an even better treatment.

We expect that Karason's life rights will be optioned by the close of business today, ultimately resulting in an only tangentially related Tim Allen vehicle about a mall Santa Claus who struggles to make apprehensive children see the jolly, warm-hearted man beneath that initially off-putting layer of icy-seeming, blue-tinted skin.