Video boy Alex Goldberg and I headed up to the Upper East Side yesterday just as school was getting out and guess what: a bunch of kilted maidens were thronged on the corner of 86th and Fifth, watching the actress who plays Serena Van Der Woodsen repeatedly exit a building and disrupting the shoot with their camerphones' flashes! We asked them what they like so much about the show, and whether they would consider dating a boy who lives in Williamsburg a "long-distance relationship." (A: yes.)