We know Steve Carell came equipped to the Rachael Ray Show with his best "Juliette Binoche and me starring in a romantic comedy—whodathunk it?!" material, but we think the true odd-couple pairing that needs to be spotlighted here is Carell and Ray herself. Nothing quite unsettles us like the shimmering cackles of the easy-meal munchkin—who, we like to imagine, spends her commercial breaks power-smoking Lucky Strikes before gargling a handful of driveway gravel. Sadly, even her interpretive hand-gestures—we think she's mushing Carell and Binoche together like a large wad of pizza dough?—fail to prevent Carell's Funny Soufflé from falling.