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It's all Facebook platform tonight. If your company is not already developing an application, hurry up, or you'll be a social pariah. But no worries: You can drink away your pain elsewhere. It's all in tonight's Valleywag Calendar.

  • America's Finest Whisky Celebration is tonight at the Hyatt Regency on the Embarcadero. It's pricey, but that should just keep the riffraff out and leave you alone with some fine bourbon. Expect America's worst hangover tomorrow. [Upcoming]
  • Tibco Software in Palo Alto hosts an SD Forum on "Building the Facebook Platform." It starts at 6:30 p.m., and Facebook engineers are scheduled to attend, so you should be able to quiz them on the rumored all-hands meeting scheduled for today. [Facebook]
  • The World Series starts tonight! (That's the baseball championships for you non-sports fans.) Yeah, it's not really in Valleywag's purview, but the best team ever is in the series for the third time in my life and I've got a bit of cash riding on the outcome. Go Sox! [Editor's note: Please use simple, understandable metaphors like "The Boston Red Sox are the Jake Gyllenhaal of baseball" and I might actually understand this item.]

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