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As Britney Spears shakes off a walloping hangover after a night of toasting to her minor victory in family court yesterday—child visits one night a week, supervised by several 450-pound baby monitors plucked from the lower ranks of K-Fed's ever-growing security/poop-wiping detail—we thought we'd turn to topics more cheery than irreversibly-scarred toddlers: Britney's new album! Possibly one of the most anticipated records of this year or any other, In Rainbows Blackout is a welcome return to form, poised to catapult the preoccupied singer back up the charts with songs like "Get Naked (I Got A Plan)," "Hot As Ice," and "Why Should I Be Sad." As it turns out, the photo circulating yesterday of a windswept Spears biting seductively on a digit was in fact not the official album cover, which People exclusively unveiled today: a colorful collage of fedoras, wristbands, zebra prints, and vertigo-inducing spirals that's sure to put a spell on even the staunchest Britney detractor.