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A flurry of tanning-bed-related activity has followed Britney Spears' relinquishing of her two sons to Kevin Federline's custody yesterday (a moment to let that sink in like a rusty anchor), which we sum up for you here in an easy-to-skim, round-up fashion:

· Britney's first stripped-of-her-children activity was a tanning session at "Epitome, her favorite Bel Air tanning salon," some light shopping, followed by check-in at The Peninsula, traumatizing fellow guest Dave Matthews after paparazzi threatened to convince a judge to take away his children, too. [Usmagazine.com]
· Who's the real victim here: Britney's toddlers wading in a salt-rimmed kiddie-pool filled with margarita, or Britney—victim of society's sexist double standards? We'll let you mull that one over for a bit. [abcnews.go.com]

· Britney's lawyer Sorrell Trope explained the motive's behind the judge's ruling: "We weren't able to prove compliance with what the judge ordered. Specifically the judge ordered that by 10 a.m. (Monday) morning, both parties show valid California driving licenses. I've been unable to produce evidence of that." [People]
· As we're certain you are hanging onto every LicenseGate development, as of posting time, Britney doesn't possess a California license, but—and this is important, so pay attention—can get one if she brings her Louisiana license to a DMV and trades it in. [TMZ]
· The general TRL-viewer consensus is that Britney needs to start acting more like a responsible adult, like Hilary Duff or those Olsen grandmas. [mtv.com]
· Britney: The Indie Short wonders if you have what it takes to be its lost little girl lead. [Craiglist]