"I may be a simple boy from Brooklyn," Dan declared to Serena on last week's episode of New York docudrama Gossip Girls, while they were fighting about the insurmountable obstacles that keep them apart (among them: she did it once with another guy!). Was this an accurate portrayal of Upper East Side-Williamsburg love, though? Is such a thing even possible? Video slave Alex Goldberg and I hung out on the bench outside Earwax yesterday, finding out.