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To the tune of Weird Al Yankovic's "White & Nerdy," Steve Wozniak is pimping his 2005 Nissan 350Z Anniversary Edition at Hotswap.com. The Apple co-founder thinks America is losing its engineering and technological competitiveness, so he wants to donate the proceeds to UC Berkeley's Institute for Electrical and Electronics Engineers. The lucky buyer gets the pick up the car at Woz's pad and join him for lunch (and hopefully a Segway ride). He'll even provide his autograph (hopefully on the car, not lunch) and talk to you. But his generosity doesn't stop there — he's created a parody of a Datsun 280Z commercial he starred in back when his hair was a healthy brown and he was half as wide. Unfortunately, Hotswap is rather protective of their embed code, so you'll have to jump over there to see Woz in his Segway riding glory. For comparisons sake, take a gander at the 280Z commercial.

They see me roll on my Segway. I know in my heart they think I'm white and nerdy.