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· In roughly the amount of time it took for her to record a decent take of this, Britney Spears made $737,868.
· Some guy from Missouri took off all his clothes in a convenience store to distract the cashier while his friend stole beer. There's a word for that kind of criminal: Probably gay.
· Author Pete Hamill noticed an uncomfortable amount of similarities between his 2002 book Forever, and new Fox drama New Amsterdam, but seems to know better than try to take the network on, lest he find himself abducted in the dead of night and used as human game on Rupert Murdoch's private safari hunting resort.
· Gasp! What's Jake Gyllenhaal doing on the Unabridged Hollywood Herpes Tree?
· To paraphrase another Avenue Q song: There's a fine, fine line, Larry Craig. [via Towleroad]