This image was lost some time after publication.

· Britney Spears: making the world safe for the bisexual experimentation of young women everywhere.
· Whoopsie! Who put that bad, bad word behind that nice drunk lady's head?
· Why isn't Mandy Moore more like Lindsay Lohan? The drugs, we'd imagine.
· This woman is obviously blinded by love: "Brooke Mueller is afraid to let fiancé Charlie Sheen see her upcoming flick, Strictly Sexual. The beauty was overheard at the Sunset Tower in L.A. saying, 'Charlie is such a great actor, it's like serving food to a gourmet cook.'"