Britney Spears Should Not Go Commando
Meet Kim Rifkin, whose car was yet another automobile to suffer from Britney Spears' inability to properly park. Ms. Rifkin, interviewed by "Access Hollywood," is miffed at the snatch-showing celebrity, and raises a chilling question: "If she can do this when she is photographed, God knows what she does when she's not." We're thinking meth and three-way sex, but that may just be wish fulfillment on our part.