You know how everytime there's a tornado or a hurricane in some godforsaken flyover state you sit there and chuckle as the newscasters venture into the trailer parks to interview their toothless inhabitants for pithy insights such as, "We was just sittin' there when the wind started to howlin' something fierce. I says to little Mayetag, Honey, you best get inside before that mean ol' storm grab aholt of you and carry you away!" Well, stop feeling so goddamn smug: We are all Red America now.

Severe storm hits Brooklyn [AMNY]