Britney Spears Got Hit (By Sperm) One More Time?
"NW [an Australian gossip weekly] reports that Spears has told close friends that she is pregnant, and that she does not know who the father is." Whoa, whoa, whoa! That's the craziest rumor from a sketchy foreign tabloid we've heard all day! Oh, wait, no it's not. Well! At least it's in English.
