With the possibility of a humiliating de-sashing looming, embattled blackmail victim Miss New Jersey bravely subjected herself to the incrementally less severe humiliation of appearing on The Today Show to discuss each and every one of the purloined Facebook photos her tormentor threatened to release, disempowering those who sought to terrorize her. What you will see will shock you. Unless, of course, you ever went to college. Or have ever been drunk. Or have even a vague awareness of the photographs that took down Miss Nevada—who, quite frankly, seems like a lot more fun than her counterpart from the Garden State.