Should the above clip of Paris Hilton's police-escorted departure from the Kings Road Detention Facility (complete with fashion report: she's "looking a little baggy and more casually dressed") not satisfy your hunger for up-to-the-minute reports about the progress of the heiress's low-speed journey to this morning's hearing, you can always switch over to Fox News.com's PARIS ON THE MOVE live stream, which is currently providing a bird's eye view of the courthouse from a hovering helicopter. But wait! Breaking: as we type these words, the camera has suddenly switched from the sky to the ground, where a number of paparazzi are milling around as they await her arrival, apparently not realizing that Hilton's already snuck in (not even the internet can keep up with the speed of this story) through a private entrance.

Updates to follow, as soon as we snap out of the trance that the current live-feed image of some gently undulating foliage near the courthouse has just induced in us.