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NICK DOUGLAS — "I know who I am, I know what I have created, and I am the king of location." Mylocator, according to the creator's pitch video on Vator.TV (a clearinghouse for terrible business pitches), is a solution for sites that "don't have no good location" and won't be found without a search engine — or a LOCATOR NETWORK! Oh boyz! Apparently it's supposed to be, well, LookSmart or Yahoo circa 1997. I won't mock the guy's adorable muppet-like voice, and I won't call this the most WTF video ever, because clearly nothing holds up against "Vagina Power." But the video, shown below, is pretty funny, if a bit sad.

"For the past eight years I have been in pursuit of this holy grail of change, and Mylocator.com is the evolutionary end result." Here's what the holy grail looks like:

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