Who cares whether magazine letters to the editor are real—are the fan mails so proudly displayed on Britney Spears' website real? There are two possible answers to this question. A) No, they're way too insane to be possibly real! And B) They're real, so fear for humanity. A sampling of sentiments expressed: "There is no other person on this earth that can ever hold the power that you have. You are strong, and a well-driven woman." And! "You have given us SO MUCH, and now it's time for us to give back to you." Of course: "You have always stood for everything that is good and sent out positive messages. You are the star Britney and no one can take that away from you." Hmm, maybe the answer is: C) Britney's mail got switched with Kim Jong-il's.

Britney Spears Official Website