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In a refreshing change from the kind of mundane, paparazzi-related vehicular incident that ostensibly sober tabloid bait Lindsay Lohan frequently finds herself in on the photographer-clogged streets of our fair city, the new Wonderland Center alumni (Class of Feb. 07) mixed things up by heading off to New York for her latest run-in with the guerilla shutterbug class, where either 1) an opportunistic, Nikon-wielding maniac leapt onto the hood of her BMW and then threw himself onto the pavement, hoping for an easy payday, or 2) an enraged starlet finally took it upon herself to lash out against her longtime tormentors by mowing down a guy who was innocently trying to get a money shot of a famous person engaged in the scandalous act of driving. We now direct you to Access Hollywood's video coverage of yesterday's near-tragedy, which should provide all the information you need to make an informed decision about who can rightly claim victory in this latest skirmish in the Celebrity-Paparazzi War.