After Twenty Minutes Of Swinging From Her Ankles, Rosie Can't Even Remember Why She Wanted To Strangle That Bitch Hasselbeck In The First Place
Ever since the news broke a couple of days ago that a long-depressed Rosie O'Donnell has been treating her illness with the expected course of pharmaceuticals and a more radical "inversion therapy," we've been anxiously anticipating the host's promised demonstration of her controversial blues-ameliorating apparatus on today's installment of The View. We're sure you'll be just as transfixed as we were by this brief clip of O'Donnell climbing into her trusty therapeutic swing, in which she spends portions of each day allowing gravity to more evenly distribute the melancholy humours that have been darkening her aspect since the tragedy at Columbine. So: Enjoy.