The attached image [full version here] is not, as you might believe at first glance, an innovative initiative by California Child Protective Services to turn over the complicated matter of the custody of Britney Spears' children to an online referendum, an issue made especially tricky by disturbing reports that she's enrolled in Promises' controversial "Tame Your Demons By Embracing Satan, Their Dark Lord And Master" course of therapy. Unfortunately, this is merely the crass work of online advertisers trying to make a quick buck from Spears' pain; perhaps most troubling is that the opportunistic pushers of "free" laptops don't even really care about your opinion on how to solve the custody dilemma, as casting a vote to allow Britney to keep the kids or one ordering their immediate removal from her neglectful guardianship both forward you to the same shady promotional offer—one would hope that making the "right" choice would at least result in an upgrade to something with more RAM or a faster processor.