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It seems that Britney Spears' family has determined that this weekend's head-shearing, cheesy-tattoo-procuring (we're still waiting to hear that she secretly got one of pink dolphins swimming in a happy little circle around her navel) meltdown was not the act of someone for whom a daylong DemonCleanse at the Crossroads Centre was a sufficient rehabilitation option, as she's reportedly been checked in to another defective-celebrity refurbishing facility. According to the Enquirer, the lucky spa-hab outlet is Promises Malibu, which will put Spears just a quick jaunt up the PCH away from tonight's fund-raising after-party at David Geffen's place; the first real test of her commitment to sobriety may come when she's forced to decide whether to stick out the night at Promises or call someone from her enabling circle to spring her so they can "try to crash that thing for Barky Bama's birthday or whatever."