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· Australian customs officials search Sylvester Stallone's hotel room and private jet, suspecting the actor of smuggling his fading acting career into the country.
· Britney Spears' head-shaving meltdown may hurt her traditional endorsement opportunities, but could open up exciting new ones with companies like Omega, manufacturer of the clipper that's so easy to use, "Even a pop star in the middle of a nervous breakdown can do it!™"
· And if nothing else, Spears can try the acting thing again.
· Oki Dog finally brings home an A! We knew they were just underachieving.
· Breaking: Four-legged duckling twice as adorable as the bipedal variety.

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