Britney Spears, who also may be the West coast Nancy Spungen—which is to say, chick's courting death, y'all!—hosted her own Mulholland Drive party in the armpit of the San Fernando Valley last night. Her conceptual project began with a 10-minute crying jag in a car with dark-tinted windows. Classic Laura Dern arthouse shtick! A bit later she forced a closed salon to open so that she could shave her own head. Then she decided to pass some time dazedly walking alongside some suburban blight to a tattoo parlor, mumbling incoherently all the while. Apparently she saw some talking rabbits. Naomi Watts has nothing on this young comer!

Britney's Cry for Help [X17]
Britney Shaves Her F&*%ing Head!!! [TMZ]