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Friday
 · Bob Miller, disembodied play-by-play voice of our local NHL franchise, startles fans with his corporeality by signing his new book, Tales From the Los Angeles Kings, at Barnes and Noble in Glendale.
· Alternacrooner Pete Yorn melts the panties of the musically undiscerning at the Wiltern; The Autumn Defense at Spaceland; Mike Stinson at the Troubadour.
Saturday
 · More music! Camera Obscura at the El Rey; the amazing Neko Case at the Henry Fonda; Sparta at the Echo.
· Things once again get shady at midnight at the UCB Theatre, where the Dirtiest Sketch in LA contest pits some of our porniest local minds against each other in a battle for filthy supremacy.
· Icelandic artist Hekla Dögg Jónsdóttir reveals a surprise installation at the Machine Project, but her previous trick of showing Angelenos what a frozen puddle looks like sounds pretty hard to top.
Sunday
 · Not that any of our readers would be interested in something so lowbrow, but the WWE's No Way Out will be at the Staples Center. Didn't Donald Trump just offer to shave his junk if Vince McMahon beat him two out of three falls? We can't recall what the actual wager was, but that's probably close enough.
· Still more music: Silverchair at the El Rey; Devendra Banhart is among those spinning at the Redwood Bar & Grill; DEEP celebrates its eight year anniversary with David Morales and Quentin Harris at Vanguard.
· And fulfilling our quota of zombie-related activities for the weekend: Arnold T. Blumberg signs Zombiemania: 80 Movies to Die For at Dark Delicacies.