So, ho hum, supposed lez and known drunky Britney Spears was in New York this weekend, all up in the clubs as is her wont. TMZ has a video of what it purports is Britvom; for our part, we're more intrigued by what's going on in this photo. Seriously, who is this magnificent creature (not Britney)? We think we recognize him from Blade, or the Thriller video. GAY VAMPIRES ARE MAKING BRITNEY PUKE! More at 11.

Did Britney Blow Chunks? [TMZ]