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· We're exhausted from grief and non-stop updates, but for those still catching up: The unabridged Anna Nicole Smith, 1967-2007.
· Jeff Zucker, the Peacock King.
· We were concerned Ryan O'Neal had overreacted, but that was before we learned about the unconscious son leashed up like a pitbull.
· Tyra Banks is a Fatty Pig Fatty.
· Hollywood for ugly people delights to a visit paid them by Hollywood for not-ugly people.
· Nothing compares 2 Prince's demonschlong.
· Daniel Baldwin's an arraignment day no-show.
· Kim Kardashian barely had a day to enjoy her new celebrity sex tape star status before Anna Nicole stole her thunder.
· Century City eatery La Cachette (translation: the hideaway) has seen a sizable bump in business since CAA babyvores moved to the neighborhood.
· Lost Writers' Room Sketch vs. Lost Writers' Room Sketch: You be the judge. (Though we're more partial to the one with witches and magical top-hat-wearing turtles.)
· Maybe the reason they're unemployed isn't that they're gay. Maybe it's just because they're actors.
· Find the Oscar in this picture. Hint: Check between the folds!
· Rupert Murdoch gets a little carried away with Boratmania.
· Diaper astronaut story's first stumble on the way to the small, basic cable screen.