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· Two proton torpedoes are fired down a thermal exhaust port that leads directly to the its reactor core, but the new CAA Death Star survives.
· After a rocky patch, Stacy Snider, Brad Grey, and David Geffen enter therapy. But they may be heading back soon for another go at the foam bats.
· FCC now profiling Mooninite-types at airport check-ins. Hairdo-related questions only, PLEASE.
· The SAGgies takes a moment to remember the one in gayhab, who allegedly goes back to work. Will T.R. Knight stay?
· Scott Rudin doesn't like to lose.
· K-Fed's big Bowl moment. Taco Bell would like an hour of his time.
· Hollywood's best-liked execs, Gail Berman and Lloyd Braun, join ankled forces to create BermanBraun.
· Paris Hilton's attempts at de-exposition are foiled by the Internets.
· Courtney Love an Idol judge? That's just crazy!
· Sienna Miller wishes the nosy press would just focus on the work. Fuck.
· Everything you see on Jennifer Aniston is 100% hers to keep.
· Lindsay Lohan backs out of A Woman of No Importance.
· Brett Ratner is fully capable of boning the background players without the help of an assistant, thank you very much.
· "How do you plead?" "HHHüürrRRRRRRRRn hhhh!"