Publicity Obligations Force Shy Star Into Unwelcome Media Spotlight

But if you absolutely *insist* on distracting attention from the work, she'd like you to know that she can't wait to be a mom, still hasn't totally recovered from that nanny situation (or, for that matter, from her forced participation in simian watersports), that there is "no sexual anything" between her and Diddy, and, perhaps most importantly, she absolutely did not allow her Factory Girl co-star to penetrate her while the cameras rolled, no matter how much more convincing that might have made their sex scene. In a statement to be released later today, Miller's publicist will urge the media to respect her client's privacy going forward, now that this uncomfortable period of utterly unwelcome fame is about to blow over.