A lawsuit might have shut ParisExposed.com down, but surely everyone involved realizes that once the scandalous contents of Pandora Hilton's Box were spilled upon the Internets, there would be no turning back. BestWeekEver.tv spotted this YouTube video, for example, featuring Hilton and friends' JAPtastic reinterpretation of the Sister Sledge classic, "We Are Family." Sharp-eyed Tommy Hilfiger aficionados will also spot model Jason Shaw hovering in the background, unwisely heeding the advice of a horny, Paris-tolerating devil on his left shoulder, as the tiny angel on his right shoulder holding a placard reading "Valtrex" goes mostly ignored.

Bonus Slurs!: In another clip, Paris can be heard describing a "fucking hoodlum broke whore bitch from, like, Compton. Public school bitch," before a clearly audible pink f-bomb is dropped, upon which she explains that the trucker-hat-and-blazer-wearing dandy in question "wants to fuck my boyfriend."