Hollywood PrivacyWatch: Lindsay Lohan Stock Up On Non-Alcoholic Beverages At Rehab-Adjacent Country Store

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In today's mini-episode: Lindsay Lohan; Sandra Oh; Steve-O, Ron Jeremy, Danny Bonaduce; Michael Cera and Patton Oswalt; Mr. T; Vanilla Ice; Kyan Douglas; Sugar Ray Leonard; Laird Hamilton and Kristine Lefebvre.
· 1/25 Saw Lindsay "Blohan" Lohan and team clogging up the peaceful institution that is the Laurel Canyon Country Store with their large black SUVs, Blackberries and Kitson hobo apparel. Best part was my burly boyfriend telling Blo to "move" when she was in our way. That's right, he disrespected America's favorite cocaine straw and star of "Just My Luck" even though she's still recovering from an appendectomy.
· Sandra Oh, having the mildly ecstatic time of her life with a silver fox guy at the Bougeoir Pig. Looked like business. Don't think Sandra and pak were talking about Grey's F——tgate. Do think she was getting off on the three nearby patrons who seemed distracted from the "work" they were doing on their laptops.
· 1-26 Today must be B & C list day. Right now as we speak Steve-O from Jackass is at the IHOP on Miracle Mile. Ron Jeremy and some Playboy Bunnies were in the building I was working at also Miracle Mile - then more bunnies came in - but they were not as hot as the bunnies that were with Big Ron - who'd have figured, dude looks like he has done a lot of everything and it shows on his face. Then Danny Bonaduce came into the same building....anybody know if there is a reality show on Wilshire being filmed today.
· I was at the UCB Theatre last night (1-23) for Patton Oswalt presents. In the crowd I spotted Michael Cera and immediately went "Oh my God, it's George Michael!" I quickly composed myself, however, reminding myself that I am a 24 year old man, and probably shouldn't be that excited about seeing a former cast member of Arrested Development. Nonetheless, I still went up to him after the show to tell him I was a fan, cause I'm a dork like that.
· Was at the Mid-West pharmacy on Beverly and was in line next to one sweatsuit wearing, floppy fisherman's cap dawning Mr. T, sans the gold chains. I only realized it was him when I saw him sign a check "Mr. T". He was soooo nice to everyone behind the counter. Every single person in the mom 'n' pop establishment wished him well and good luck with a new series on his way out. He seemed like a great big teddy bear.
· Rob van Winkle aka Vanilla Ice eating dinner at the Rainbow Bar & Grill with a friend.
· Just saw Kyan Douglas from Queer Eye at CVS (3rd and Fairfax) He was standing behind me in line. For the grooming guy from Queer Eye, he didn't look very well groomed (but he was still hot). He was buying a tube of something. Possibly hair gel, which could explain why he had bad hair. He was with some other guy that had a British accent. The British guy did most of the talking. They ended up at the register next to mine, and Kyan didn't have a CVS card. The cashier tried to sign him up for one, but he didn't want it. I almost offered him mine, but I was too lazy to get it back out of my purse.
· 1/25 Shared morning rush-hour 10 West gridlock with Sugar Ray Leonard. He was the passenger in a brand-new Lexus SUV. Just going by the expression on his face, he was being held prisoner by the woman in the driver's seat.
· 1/24 - Laird Hamilton (the surfer) was on my flight from JFK to LAX, with an older woman. Seemed like a nice enough guy, it took me a while to recognize him though.
· Monday, January 25, 2007, Beverly Hilton Hotel, ALI-ABA entertainment law seminar: Kristine Lefebvre, the severe-looking entertainment lawyer who is now currently a candidate on the Apprentice LA. I'll stop, as the lameness of even typing this information and what it means to my own self-worth is giving me carpal tunnel.