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Upset that signature, troubled client Lindsay Lohan didn't opt for an inpatient rehabilitation program that might have afforded her a 28 day hiatus from having to explain every last one of the actress's media-attracting activities, embattled flack Leslie Sloane Zelnick is lashing out at reports that Lohan's frequent public appearances since enrolling in the Wonderland Center's casual, career-friendly "Drop By In Between Takes If That Works For You, OK?" recovery plan indicate that the actress is getting special treatment from the facility:

Leslie Sloane Zelnik, Lindsay's high-powered publicist, told TMZ, "Lindsay is 100% not getting special treatment. She's getting the same as everyone else. This isn't the Betty Ford Clinic, it's not a lockdown facility. There is personal time. All these naysayers who keep blogging and speaking out, like the 'Today' show, they don't know what she's going through, they're not there. They shouldn't speak until they've gone through something like that."

Sloane also wanted to set the record straight about Lohan's recent hospital visit: "For the record, she did have her appendix taken out."

We'd encourage anyone planning on putting forth uniformed opinions about the lack of rigor in Lohan's rehab experience to heed the fiercely protective publicist's exhortation to back off: unless you've submitted yourself to a day of her punishing recovery schedule of "12pm—Wake up; 12:15pm-12:20pm: Make a searching and fearless moral blahblahblah; 12:30pm—3am: Free-form thinking about the negative impact substance abuse has had on your life while running errands, attending social functions, or catching a movie," you're in no position to question the manner in which the actress has proactively decided to tend to her personal health.