· Why can't the underwater paparazzi just leave Prehistoric Shark alone?
· Remember the tubby, food-snatching kitty who got stuck in a doggie door? Well, his name is Hercules (well, actually, it's Goliath, but that's what we're going to name him just as soon as we break him out of there), and we think we're in love. [via BWE]
· The Butterscotch Stallion and his on-again, off-again show-pony Kate Hudson reunite in Australia.
· All mentions of the word "God" in a version of The Queen airing on transcontinental flights have been mistakenly dubbed over by an overzealous employee. Even more surprisingly, most of the graphic love scenes with Prince Philip remained intact.