Today's Opportunity To See Paris Hilton Engaging In Videotaped Sex Acts
Longtime followers of Paris Hilton's tabloid-attracting antics may recall that about a year ago, a lapsed storage locker bill resulted in the selling off of a cache of Hilton's belongings, but probably lost interest in the story when her surrendered junk failed to surface in a timely fashion. As of yesterday, the website ParisExposed.com, which obtained the prized possessions through a broker, has started offering a virtual tour of the items in Hilton's long-forgotten celebutard treasure trove (which apparently include, but aren't limited to, miscellaneous sex tapes, diaries, love notes, personal photos, videos of her pals doing enough blow to paralyze an entire VIP section's worth of Greek shipping heirs, and a box containing the discarded carcasses of pet monkeys who quickly expired from her neglect) for the low, low monthly fee of $39.97, should the website's free stroll through the prurient detritus not satisfy your curiosity. While we certainly understand if you're intrigued by the promise of "Drug Use That Makes Tony Montana look like a missionary," we suggest you do something more socially responsible with the $40 you might have wasted on the subscription fee, like donate it to an eightball purchase for a needy somebody who can't afford to do a kilo of coke off a billionaire pal's chest. [Warning, that last link is very NSFW.]
