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· The One with the Anus: Our Golden Globes breakdown. Ugly Maria. The Piv and America's Next To Next Top Model. Helen Mirren's first DP Globes.
· The Adventures of Isaiah Washington's Big, Stupid Mouth.
· CAA's new Century City Death Star.
· Anyone who doesn't like Studio 60 is just bitter because they're poor.
· Despite Paula Abdul's completely incoherent explanation for her previous black out, American Idol still rules. But for how long, wonders Kevin Reilly.
· One pill makes you bigger, and one pill makes you small, but blow and vodka Red Bulls just put you in rehab.
· Jake Gyllenhaal fully conscious of which side of his bread is buttered. (The gay side.)
· Lost's network notes meetings last year usually started with, "We felt this episode had too much Michelle Rodriguez still alive in it..."
· Once again: Donald Trump's name is garish gold letters.
· Anna Nicole Smith now looking at a formal inquest, and a possible cover-up.