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· The iPhone cometh, as did our gadget-geek siblings at Gizmodo (OK, maybe we did a little bit, too), who wrote roughly 50 entries on The Jesus Phone from MacWorld today. Perhaps it was a little hasty of us to hit both our Treo and iPod with a hammer before reading that we won't be able to buy one for sixth months.
10 Zen Monkeys grills Screech about his claim that he wasn't behind the release of his sex tape.
Hilary Swank loves an Agent-American, and she doesn't care who knows it.
Paris Hilton's idea of nurturing a "serious" acting career is taking a job in something called The Hottie and the Nottie. Also: She's pleading not guilty to those totally annoying DUI charges.
From the TSA's guide to traveling with monkey helpers: "Since monkeys may likely draw attention, the handler will be escorted to the physical inspection area where a table is available for the monkey to sit on. Only the handler will touch or interact with the monkey." [via BoingBoing]