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Perhaps the thing that we were most looking forward to in the New Year was our first opportunity to anthropomorphize this week's sponsors into a form with which we can make sweet, sweet love. [Pause for imagined advertiser love-making.] If you'd like to advertise on Defamer and receive the same kind of pampering, see this page.

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