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Ah, the 90 degree weather and glorious autumnal foliage—still green, still on the trees. Yes, it must be fall in L.A. Let's continue on our skip down 2006 memory lane, shall we?
September
 · The world meets Suri—a shaggy, kind of Asian looking baby.
· Tom Freston gets the boot.
· The Barney Greengrass brawl was one for the ages.
· Rosie's first day at The View.
· Anna Nicole Smith's nightmare begins.
· We can't decide if Sean Penn is a Player's or DuMaurier man.
· Studio 60 is pretty bad, but Defaker is way worse.
· Jim Carrey jumps to CAA.
· Banksymania!!! (Totally overrated.)
· Steve-O's red carpet tinkle.
· Let's make this simple: Here's all the Studio 60 you can handle, in one convenient link.
· Ditto, Anna Nicole.

October
 · The importance of being Jack Foley.
· InSinkErator™ vs. Heroes.
· The Rosie Nip/Tuck sex scene.
· Mel Gibson has many dark Pop-Tart secrets.
· The McChokey vs. McSteamy chokedown!
· Black like Jolie.
· The Madonna orphan controversy begins.
· NBC 2.0.
· This is the dawning of the Age of Borat.
· Madonnah does Opra.
· The All-Star Media Titan Tom Freston Roast.
· Brian Atene, we are your bitch.

November
 · Tom Cruise overthrows the tiny nation of United Artists.
· Universal plunks down $42.5 million for a Bruno movie.
· Reese Witherspoon drops some weight.
· K-Fed's Halloween horror.
· Doogie Howser likes men.
· Things go from bad to worse for Kevin Federline.
· Borat's big splash.
· Gaylancer 3: The Reichening.
· Daniel Baldwin's still kicking up crack-related trouble in Santa Monica.
· Something Brainwashed, Something Blue.
· If It Had Aired, Here's How The Planet Would Have Erupted Into Flames.
· Michael Richards: How Not To Make Friends, and Distance People.
· Goodbye, Robert Altman. Be adequite.
· Britney Spears jumps the shark.
· Lindsay Lohan: Unclean and (trying to be) sober.

December
 · Apocalypto's red tide.
· Amy Pascal just one penis shy of being most powerful person in Hollywood.
· Lane Garrison's Can't Hardly Wait night could probably have waited.
· Lindsay's nutcase manifesto.
· Jennifer Aniston just can not keep a man! What gives?
· Year-end awards season mania kicks off. Leo and Clint double dip at the Globes.
· Ms. Nicole Richie's wild, Vicodin-and-pot-induced ride.
· The agency holiday giving season is here, with varying results.
· Rosie vs. Donald. Rosie on Donald.
· We got Pageant slut fever!